Reviews

The following ‘reviews’ can be found on the back cover of Pork Chops On The Left Hammer. As time passes and the work gets out a bit more into the world, these will be updated!

• Some of the bitches in this book, amigos; I could bang 'em like a screen door! Seriously drooling over the TV series. Julio Scorchio, Mexico
  
  
• Fabulous, dangerous, powerful. A stone-cold asparagus of a book. The author discovers himself as he discovers America. Maybe the first book of its kind. Praisebe Jaysus, Dublin
  
  
• Only a handful of gratuitous sex scenes. Complained to the online retailer - who told me to 'Foxtrot-Oscar'. Whatever that means. Livid, New York
  
  
• A dog's breakfast of a cookery book. Not a single recipe. We nearly fecking starved reading it. The Daily Glutton
  
  
•  A masterpiece of travel, sports and adventure writing. Absolutely life-changing! NBD Ever